Dating the Cheez-it Way!

I think we should all date using the cheez-it method.  You just look at your date and think "Is this person ready?"  Are they mature enough yet?  Are they too square, or do they have a rounded out personality?  Do they melt when they see you?  Or do they have a half-baked story?  Maybe they act like they invented the cheese wheel? 
But the most important thing we learn from Cheez-its?  Real Cheese Matters.  I mean... Real Men Matter.  In other words: Don't Settle!

Bad Form: Got Milk

We've all seen them, the infamous "Got Milk" advertisements.  Some of them are pretty fun.  Plus, let's face it: Not very many people could get these big stars to pose with something like a milk moustache.  It's silly, but many times enjoyable. 

Until I saw a Hayden Panettiere "Got Milk" poster hanging in an elementary school.   It's down right seductive.  Our kids get enough of this kind of junk without having it hang in their lunch room.  It isn't modest, it isn't respectful.

Any way, that's all.

Bad Form!